- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
(via 7-kingdoms)
zuky:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
Soundtrack by Danny Elfman.
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(Source: br0ken-lullaby, via im-coming-back-from-the-dead)
- Alan: Perrie, Niall from One Direction fancied you as well, didn't he?
- Perrie: I don't know, I don't think so, let's not make things awkward.
- Alan: You could have had it in 2 directions.
- Harry Potter Fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
- Percy Jackson Fans: I wanna go to Half-Blood Camp!
- Twilight Fans: I wanna go to Forks!
- Narnia Fans: I wanna go to Narnia!
- Hunger Games Fans:
- Hunger Games Fans: ... I'm okay.
did you try turning it off and on again
maybe if you plug it in
try restoring it?
try clicking the lock button again?
you have to hold down both buttons until the apple sign appears
try getting a new battery for it?
Just remove your screen protector and replace it
(Source: felixwilson, via noofreakingway)
“That’ll be on twitter next week, his arm around him.” -Niall
twitter next week
tumblr next hourtumblr next second
(via paynestakinglygorgeous)
I say Dye-rection and I’m from Canada. When I’m lazy I saw Der-ection though.
Oh yeah, and I say Homosexuals.
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Liam was on the reserve list for runners at the 2012 Olympic games. He decided to follow his singing dream instead. He met Danielle. Now Danielle is cheer-leading at the Olympics. So if Liam didn’t audition, he still would have met Danielle. God wants them to be together I’m telling you.
just got goooosebumps..this is too much.
(Source: youre1dful, via onedirectionlittlewishes)
